scottish quickies

[colin]

Which of the Three Musketeers has just been on holiday?
Darktanyin.

What do you call a shepherd with size 6 feet when his collie dies?
Wee Shughie Douglas.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Two wee chaps.

Did you hear about the lonely prisoner ?
He was in his cell.

A dozen cows in a field - which one's from the Middle East?
Coo eight.

What's the opposite of sin?
Soot.

What do you call a jobby with one eye?
A keek.

Silence of the Lambs in Glasgow ....... Wheesht Ewes.

Heard about the Japanese prostitute?
Yin that does yon for Yen!

Two cows in a field. Which one is on her holidays?
The one with a wee calf.

"Do you have any tinned pigeon?"
"Sorry, no canned doo."

[helenb]

Good one !!!!!!